I made the thickest font I could. Then slathered the damn thing in butter and deep-fried it.

Recreated Microsoft Sans Serif font from the original file.

For some odd reason, this font only shows up in Notepad and MS Paint and nowhere else. It doesn't show up in the "Fonts" folder, too.

Double width font.

FT Trio, 0:1 Slope ,

2:1 Slope,

and Curves;

Trio.